PURE IMAGINATION BISH.

If you want a view of paradise~ LOOK INSIDE MAI PANTZ. 

Harhar. You thought I wouldn't be back for a long time, didn't you? Well. I'm here nao and I've got a little something to tell you.

I'M A HYPOCRITE. Dx I'm writing this newb blog and I got on Sarah about writing on. Oh WELL. You'll love what I'm going to say. Not what Sarah says though. No, she's not cool. BUT ME. I'm good. Real good. Like, make your @ss hurt kind of good.

IF I HEAR ONE MORE t.A.T.u SONG PLAY ON THE RAIDO. DX HOMOS.

LOLZ. That reminds me. THERE ARE GHAY GUYS IN INDIA. Harhar. 

Anyway.

In this post I will express my opinions of every one of my friend and MOAR. Yes, all my friends. We're all one big, happy family. And I'm even going to take the time to express my feelings about a particular person who IS NOT part of my family of friends. >[

Hia ai go. N hai, ai yusu guriin. Guriin isu beta. Beta san oranjii. DESU. 

.ian.

HE'S SECRETLY GERMAN. "I come from the United Kingdom." Psh. Guess what Hayate thinks about that? IAN LIEZ. So maybe his first name is Irish, and his last name is Scottish. MEANS NOTHING. He doesn't even SPEAK Irish or Scottish. He speaks GERMAN. (as well as French, Japanese and English...) But you see what I mean? Anyway.

Ian is sexy. Like, mad sexy. Like, I wanna beat his @ss kind of sexy. He's pretty nice too. And popular. And blonde. And did I mention GERMAN?

.miyu.

Do not even get me STARTED on this HOMOCAKEZ. >[ I kind of feel bad, since I'm always so mean to him. But I can make gay jokes and not be mean about it since I am his boyfriend.

But the truth is- I love him to DEATH. He's dresses amazing, has the cutest personality, looks forever adorable and loves me back 100%. Maybe love has just blinded me. I don't know. I just :heart: him. Period.

BUT HE'S STILL A GIRLY, WHINING, EMOTIONAL, CIGARETTEAPHOBE, PANSY HOMOCAKEZ WITH A GIRLY BUTT. Dx :heart:

.avery.

I feel sorry for this guy. We've messed around a little (>.> a confession!) but it was nothing serious. I think it was just his way of trying to forget about Ian. I wish there was something I could do to help him but I can't. I've tried. 

I think Avery is nice, a bit obsessive, but overall he's a good guy. He cares like mad. Definitely doesn't deserve what's he's going through. If I wasn't dating Miyu, I would totally go out with him. ]: Because- I really do care about him I hate to see him hurt the way he does. *falls into a state of emo and is too depressed to highlight anything*

.riyuka.

I think he's so adorable. He's got a face cute like a girl and wears cuter clothes than any emo chick I've ever seen. We aren't extreme close, but we're still tight. I was there for him when Aoshi died, and I've been that way ever since. I hate to think that he's hiding some sort of depression under that pretty smile. :[ Eh..as long as I'm there to comfort him, I'm okay.

.aoshi.

I was good friends with Aoshi, and I saw how much he loved Riyuka. It pisses me off to know that he's gone. If I could have done something to change it, I would have. Neither of them deserved it. I guess that's life, and lifes a BISH. A fawking bish. Dx

Heh...I remember how he always let me borrow his eye-liner when I was running low. We were like, practical best friends so it didn't matter. I loved him so much. NO HOMO. But seriously...I miss him a lot. I wish he were right now. *falls back into a state of emo and can't highlight anything*

.kaoru.

Lyke, omg. I LOVE this chick. She's hilarious, fun, perverted and over all, FULL OF WIN. :] She thinks like a gay guy, I swear. I know, you're thinking "well girls are supposed to be like that." But no, this one is different. She tells me she's secretly related to Miyu, and more often than not, I believe it. I feel like she's the only reason I like women. YAY FIR KAORU-SAN. DESU.

.kore.

I have a few things to say about this bish. One. HE'S EPICALLY AMAZING. Not only is he HAWT. Like, not so much hot hot like Ian is, but more like, SEDUCTIVE. Yessss. And he's also a funny, perverted pr0stitute. (or so we believe). I'd buy that @ss ANY DAY. Rawr.

You know how I know he's a h0bag? He lost his job and yet he STILL has the moneh for nice things. LOLZ. 

UGH. ANOTHER t.A.T.u SONG. THAT CHICK'S VOICE BOTHERS ME. DX HOMOS. 

.chaos/death.

By the way, these people aren't my friends. D< class="Apple-style-span" style="color: rgb(255, 153, 102);">MY friend. Friend with benefits. LOLZ. And boy do I want HIS benefits. Anyway. Chaos is amazing too. He's straight up sexy, he's gay- excuse me, "homo", he's major kinky about EVERYTHING and he's totally BAD@$$. YES. I just DID use the at and money money shyt. 

Death, I'm not so sure about. I think he's secretly a serial killer, or emo who smokes pot in India or something. WITH THE OTHER GAY GUYS IN INDIA. 

.koron.

I just HAD to add this fabulous boi. He got in me once. TEEHEEHEE. It was so cute. I was like, maoning and screaming and he was like, ">D" just going in and out and- okay. Too graphic? NO U LOVE ETT. Anyway. You get the picture, right? NE? He was very pleasing. Shhh~ don't tell Miyu this, but Koron is a lot more yummy than him!

Well I think that about wraps everything up, don't chu think? I THINK FOR YEW.

So I close. Tis the end. Sad, sad end. Try not to cry. 

AND VISIT THE GAY GUYS IN INDIA WHEN YOU GET THE CHANCE. 

HAR.HAR.HAR.

WELCOME [ HAR HAR HAR ]

NO. GO AWAY. YOU NOT BE WELCOMED HAR. I MEAN-HERE.

Ahem. I have been asked to introduce this little blog that no one on earth probably cares about. Either way-in any event-even so-despite that- it's still here and YEW CANT DO ANYTHING ABOUT IT.

Ahem. Again. Now. This was made as a "entertaining" writing sort of thing. I look at it as Sarah's way of keeping herself from being bored. I do hope she realizes that NO ONE is going to read this.

Anyway. YES. ANYWAY. Not ANYWAYS. ANYWAY. Anyway. I think I'm done with introduction. Basically, this is a personal blog (wait, are there any blogs that aren't personal?) that Sarah made and in no way, shape or form, will be read by peoples who aren't her good friends.

THIS MEANS AMI.

O BTW. I was picked to introduce this piece of rofflecakez because I had the most personality. Let me say that again. Soak it in. I HAVE THE MOST PERSONALITY. MOAR THAN SARAH.

(Which is true, even though she created me.)

I even prettied this shyt up by adding BODLZ and ITALIKZ. 

MOAR THEN IAN. ESPECIALLY IAN.

MOAR THAN THAT HOMO (a.k.a Miyu)

MOAR THAN RIYUKA

MOAR THAN THAT GAY DEMON

ALL SIX OF THEM.

MOAR THAN AVERY. BECAUSE HE'S SUICIDAL. AND GAY.

MOAR THAN KAORU. BECAUSE SHE'S A GURL. LOLZ.

MOAR THAN HAYATE.

O WAIT. I AM HAYATE.

HAR HAR HAR.

Anyway. I'll be posting AGAIN. Next time I will come up with something much SPIFFEH. Much more EPIC than his nubpost. NEWB.

I'm going to end this because my randomness if going nowhere WHAT SO EVAR. But, I just have a word of advice for all the small children of the world.

TEWBS NOT BEWBS DESU KA??